It really depends on what the character is that I am playing, If I am a thief or rogue type character in an MMO then you can bet I'll be stealing kills (if applicable) or looting (also if applicable). If I'm playing a non role playing game, I usually assume that everyone else is that guy and run a solo mission with an occasional nudge in the right direction for the team. Definitely a behind the scenes Snake in a sea of Fenixs.

I typically don't play the douche, but there was one significant instance a bit over a year ago in the overplayed World of Warcraft universe (thankfully I quit that addication). But, if anyone knows a bit about the "old world" content in Silithus, they'll know about the legendary Spider mount that you could get, extremely rare, usually only 1 per server.

Well, even though I did spend a stupid amount of time to get the mount, I also had a bunch of people help me. The douche part comes in when I decided to leave the server and the guild who helped me about a week after I got it. I had my reasons of course, but looking back at it, it definitely was my crowning douche moment.

Awesome podcast guys, keep it up!
From an aspiring game animator in school,
-cheers

It's because I'm a troll.

The guys who piss me off the most is when they mow down their own team.
Then you have 3 options:
1) Ignore him.
2) Kill him. Killing one guy to save many.
3) Leave.

Every other muppet you can just mute.
I do attempt revenge kills if some dude keeps targeting me. But that's just a healthy rivalary.

Half (or most lol) the reason I play online games is to piss of someone lol it can be a D-bag or someone who takes the game to seriously.

Especially someone who games super hard everyday and you log on, pwn them and there friends and leave, god I love guild wars pvp lol

Man this may be surprising to most people, but I don't play video games, never really got into them growing up!

I present to those unaware of it: John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory.

As in real life, I default to being the nice guy online. Case in point, just this lunchbreak I played a little WoW. Followed a path through recently cut up foes, just in time to see the dude who had conveniently paved my way get chopped down by my quest objective. I killed my target and then sat down and waited for the other player to resurrect because I felt bad that I'd taken his kill. I helped him, for which he thanked me and then we braided each other's hair and rode our friendship unicorns into the sunset (burning horribly).

That's just how I roll.

I'm not a gamer, but it happens to me in real life. Pretty often actually

I choose to battle against the Douchebags with mimcing

I make it a point to be that douchebag that'll close the door right in your face when being chased by a pack of zombies. Perhaps a well placed molotov after they pounce on you leaving you immobile toasting the zombies and you all in a beautiful display of colors and light as the screams of my fallen teammate further my laughter.

I <3 Left4Dead 2 with a passion.