NONE of these describe my cell phone. Except the last one. Because a $25 dollar cheapo that makes pocket calls galore, keeps failing to send text messages even in good reception areas, and can't receive photo texts might as well not be a [modern] cell phone, lol.

My trusty and ever indestrictable NOKIA 1110

Flip phone, but it has a full keyboard!

And when I say "old school," I mean that Aristotle's fingerprints are still on it.

My phone is the HTC touch diamond 2.Yeah its pretty old but it gets the job done.

I'll probably buy a black berry or an android,no Iphones for me,i already have an Ipad,it's basically a giant Ipod and an Ipod is like an Iphone but you cant make calls with it...and its finner.

Mine's not an iPhone, or an Android and I'd hardly consider it a smart phone since I can't install any apps on it. XD Mine is the LG Chocolate Touch, it's basically an MP3 player, and the net sucked so bad on my phone we turned off my data plan lol

I chose the non-iPhone or Android option, because Derpy is best cell phone.

none of the above.
mine is a NOKIA 2320c-2b.
not a flip phone, nor iPhone, nor Android, nor any other kind of smartphone.
it doesn't even have a camera, nor blue-tooth capabilities.
i can make calls and text messages.
i think it has some sort of simple web apps (to buy ringtones and such), but i don't use them.
experience so far? BEST MOBILE EVER.